I don't care if it rains or freezes long as I got my plastic Jesus
sittin' on the dashboard of my car
comes in colors pink and pleasant, glows in the dark 'cos he's iridescent
take him with you if you travel far

Get yerself a sweet Madonna, dressed in diamonds, sittin' on a
pedestal of abalone shell
drivin' ninety I ain't scary 'cos I got the Virgin Mary
tellin' me I'll never go to Hell

Get a star of David, golden Buddha, pray before you eat your food- ya
get some kitsch from every church around
I tried godliness and cleanliness but the laws of God just made me pissed
so this is the conclusion that I found-